Today, my dad finally started up his iPod... The one he bought last August along with my laptop. So this has been quite a long time in the coming. Anyway, he has a lot of Kansas, and sang all high-pitched along with Boston in the car, and I'm totally stealing his CDs. And driving everywhere with him from now on. Seriously. Most amazingly hilarious and entertaining and awesome and awesome thing ever.

Also, I got paid today. :D And then promptly spent half my paycheck on a wig, hair dye, and socks. Hopefully I've gotten all of that out of my system.

I still have a crack theory in me from last night's episode (and oh boy, is it huge, over-arching, and CRACK), but I just don't have the focus to sit down and type it all out. But it's so awesome. Or at least it seems like it to me right now in my half-asleep, sort-of-dazed mindset. Totally awesome. Yeah. *cough*


1. Open your music collection and set the songs to shuffle/random.
2. Take the first 30 and write one line from each.
3. As people guess the songs, strike them.
4. Tag up to five others to do this.

1) Now all I've got to show for the seeds that didn't grow is agony.
2) Crispy, crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and baby-sat all four of my kids.
3) Be true cause they'll lock you up in a sad, sad zoo.
4) When I woke up tonight I said I'm gonna make somebody love me.
5) Glaciers melting in the dead of night, and the superstars sucked into the supermassive.
6) And I would be the one to hold you down, kiss you so hard I'd take your breath away.
7) We all live, we all die, that does not begin to justify you.
8) Heaven send hell away, no one sings like you anymore.
9) Where are we? What the hell is going on?
10) And if I only could make a deal with God, and let him swap our places...
11) And everyone inside the mechanism is yearning to get out.
12) What's with these homies dissing my girl?
13) Leap and let the jetstream set you down.
14) Fight the horde, singing and crying: "Valhalla, I am coming!"
15) That's the way it is in Minnesota, that's the way it is in Oklahoma-homa.
16) I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or dream.
17) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DOOOOOOOOWN INSIIIIIIIIDE! *rocks out*
18) It's getting near dawn, when lights close their tired eyes.
19) Don't get any big ideas, they're never gonna happen.
20) Blackbird claw, raven wing, under the red sunlight.
21) Everybody here comes from somewhere.
22) I have run you down into the ground, spread disease about you over town.
23) She had one white eye, one blank stare, lookin' up, lyin' there.
24) Feeling alone and you're on your own; flesh and blood by the telephone.
25) I see my Maryanne walking away.
26) I lived alone my mind was blank, I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
27) One thousand and one yellow daffodils begin to dance in front of you, oh dear.
28) The first thing you do when you get up out of bed is hit those streets a-runnin', and try to beat the masses.
29) Everybody says she's lookin' good, and the lady knows it's understood.
30) He used to do surgery for girls in the 80s, but gravity always wins.

We all know I suck at tagging other people because of my inherent laziness. But you can do it if you choose to do so.